Make me laugh with rhyme please.?

I ate a sour flower every hour, gave me power to climb a tower. hows that ??? can you beat that...

Make me laugh with rhyme please.?
You ate a beet and had smelly feet
Reply:One bright day in the middle of the night


Two dead boys got up to fight....








Back to back they faced each other


Drew there swords and shot each other.....








A dead police man heard the noise


and came to the rescue of the two dead boys.
Reply:Here I sit, broken hearted


Want to poop but only farted.
Reply:"There was an ole' lady from borum, She baught some new pants n' she worum. She stooped n' she laughed n' she felt a big draft...N' then she knew right where she torum"
Reply:I have two for you that I remember from my childhood:





At hogging roads you're whiz


You're really going great,


But just remember you can't hog


Your way through Pearly Gate.





In mother's day girls learned to cook


To keep their men-folk happy.


But girls today can't find the time.


So food from cans feed pappy!
Reply:Ima pepper popper without a clue, come to me baby and see what you can do.

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