Who wants to help me start a civil war? Republicans vs. Democrats?

First one to "cut and run" loses...their life!!! Anyone that joins the Republican Army gets a secret decoder ring and 1000 rounds of ammo. What can the Democrats do with their "hybrid" powered tanks and bombers that drop flowers and diversity. See where I'm going with this?

Who wants to help me start a civil war? Republicans vs. Democrats?
The last thing we need at this time is more division and violence. Our society hangs by a thin thread of mutual cooperation, and any major disruption would land us all back in the Middle Ages without the skills or tools to live there.
Reply:I like the idea of this war. But I'm not going to be a participant. I just want to stand on the sidelines and watch, munching on some popcorn.
Reply:hell let them beat the pi$$ out of each other. I could use the entertainment.
Reply:I'll put my money on the red states.
Reply:Yes.





I can see that you'll be getting all those 1000 rounds of ammo, but no gun upon which to use them with.





So should I still be afraid?





I think not! lol
Reply:As long as the Democrats win with their superior intellectual power and scientific prowess. The Republicans will use their 1850s revolvers.
Reply:Um..I think they've beat you to it...divide and conquer....we've been at war for a while now. Now if everyone would just wake up and see who the real enemy is, we can get back to being the greatest country on the planet!
Reply:REPULICANS...DEMCRATS... POLITICS ARE BULLSHIT... SO ARE PEOPLES ISSUES... Is it really that hard for people to work together my god.

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