Ladies Please! Will You Date Me?

-746 pounds (because I was subjected to genetic manipulation)


-paralyzed from the waist down


-spry and young at 42


-large waist: bigger than Ruben Studdards!


-I have a pet squirrel in a wheelchair


-Drink and love to have a good time


-Slightly maniacal, but I wasn't sent to the institution or anything


-Have an electric guitar but I can't play because my hands are paralyzed


-People asked me if I was pregnant, but I said, "I'm expecting" and they shut up.


-I don't believe in Society, Children, Flower Power or Nazis.


-9/11 was an inside American b--- job


-I have $0.32 on me, but my wallet has about $1.10 in it!


-Sexy, free, one quick beast.


-Love a ginger!

Ladies Please! Will You Date Me?
we need concrete evidence. show us a picture.
Reply:I know your lying cuz with 1.42 on you how can you pay for internet???And no squirrle can be in a wheelchair !! How can you think and your hand are paralyzed ??? Come on people common scense duh . i would date you but your a LIER
Reply:Buddy im sorry im not trying to make this sound like i dont want you cause your paralyzed but im active so..... that wouldnt work and i want kids later in life, and you dont believe in chrildren
Reply:Ahhhhhhhhh at last! The perfect man.
Reply:I would love to rock your world, baby


meet me at the starbucks!
Reply:I'll do ya. Get ready and pucker up bunnycakes.
Reply:mmm no sorry but its not because of how you are or anything





ive got my sites on someone else:)
Reply:HA..... thats funny ...... or are you being serious?
Reply:This is so fake!!!


You actually think that people will believe you??


I didn't and I'm blonde!!!
Reply:to be honest NO!!! cz ur joking

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